In a perfect world, In a perfect life

1. I would have a habit of reading at least three books a week
2. I will not make mistakes in spellings. All my i`s will come before an e except when after c with all exceptions taken care of
3. I will not forget the lyrics of a song
4. My accent will be perfect when singing english songs.
5. Toes will not randomly bang to wall corners.
6. On every traffic signal, I will be the one who is at the front-most line
7. Who ever you would want to chat with will always be available.
8. My blog would be very popular on the world wide web and will have traffic from all over.
9. I would be able to have a conversation with friends on politics, tennis and cricket without feeling left out
10. My english would be excellent.
11. I would appreciate all the P.G Wodehouse books that I read.
12. I would be able appreciate and enjoy the movies "The Good, Bad and ugly", "Dr. Strangelove" and " Big Lebowsky"
13. I would not stop for two seconds and wonder if the spelling of Lebowsky is correct or  wrong. ( Refer to 2)
14. I would be able to go beyond Hi! when talking to girls.